The new cast of CBS’ Two and a Half Men were on Thursday night’s Late Show with David Letterman to present their collective “Top Ten Reasons To Watch the New Season of Two and a Half Men.”

Newbie Ashton Kutcher appeared alongside series originals Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones. “This [season premiere] is going to be huge thanks to Charlie Sheen,” Letterman joked before the Top Ten segment began.  “I mean, he did all the heavy lifting on this one, boy.”

Like any good Top Ten list before it, the jokes ran the gamete from Cryer presenting #8: “I need to pay for a really big new house” to “This season we’ll reveal who the mother is” at #6.  My fave line: Kutcher’s threat at #7: “If you don’t, I’ll make Dude, Where’s My Car? 2.


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