Big Brother 13 aired its week eviction nomination episode Sunday July 24, 2011.

The show started with Dominic admitting in the Diary Room that The Regulators may be the worst alliance in Big Brother history. And, well, he is correct, considering half of their alliance has been evicted in back to back weeks with only two evictions to date!

RACHEL AS HOH
Rachel says she has never lost an HOH. That’s amazing. Adam admitted he has to start kissing Rachel’s butt. Lawon realized his chances of being put on the block are high and said he will go on fighting like a dog. Jordan felt good about Rachel having won Head of Household even though she and Rachel had a bit  of a tiff last week. Jeff felt since Jordan put up Cassi last week while Jordan was HOH at the request of Brendon and Rachel, that Rachel should put up who Jeff wants gone: Adam and Dominic.

Rachel came out and screamed, “Who wants to see my HOH room?” And no one responded. Or could be found. Why? Because everyone was hiding, and then ambushed her with pillows. It was nice to see the whole house having fun together.


RACHEL MEETS WITH ADAM
Adam tells Rachel he will deliver whatever she wants. Adam threw Kalia and Lawon under the bus as “floaters.”

RACHEL MEETS WITH LAWON
I’m not really sure what Lawon told Rachel. Funny enough, Rachel later said in the Diary Room that she did not know what Lawon said either and that she hates when people speak in circles. Yet to Lawon’s face, Brendon told him that he trusts hims. “You’ve had our back until now.” HUH, how? But Rachel is smarter because she said she doesn’t trust anyone but Brendon in the house.

BRENDON HAS MYSTERY KNEE SCABS!
Does anyone watching the live feed know what is wrong with the two scabs on Brendon’s knees? Could it be that he was injured during one of the competitions? He is definitely sporting some major rug burns on both knees!

LUXURY COMPETITION
The houseguests came to the backyard to find a red carpet. They all wonder if a celebrity would show up to visit them and Adam went nuts in the Diary Room over whether Tori Spelling may have been the surprise guest. Well, it wasn’t Tori. At first, it was a random guy who shared a name with a famous celebrity and the competition involved the houseguests guessing who the real celeb is so the celeb could come for a visit.

The first clue was three bars of soap and a pair of binoculars. Somehow, Jordan figured out that the bars of soap were Bay (a brand of soap) and the binoculars were for word “watch”: So she rang the bell and guessed the name David Hasselhoff as the lead in Bay Watch. All the other houseguests thought it was a soap star they had to name.

The second clue for the remaining players was a microphone. Brendon rang the bell next and guessed Michael C. Hall for Dexter as his guess. Porsche guessed Michael Jackson. Adam guessed Ricky Martin. Lawon guessed Barbara Streisand. The next clue was a knight carrying a life vessel. Jeff guessed Mike Night. Rachel guessed Kira Knightly. Then it got even more absurd with Dominic guessing John Stamos.

The houseguests then heared a car engine revving, only to find David Hasselhoff in the Knight Rider KITT car. Hasselhoff named Jordan as the winner of the competition. Her prize was a private party for her and three guests with food and a screening of Same Name, CBS’ new show. Jordan picked Jeff, Shelly and Kalia as her guests which left Rachel shocked and pissed.

Jordan later said she didn’t ask Rachel and Brendon to the party because they would be kissing the whole time and she didn’t want to suck up to Rachel when she is HOH.

RACHEL AND BRENDON FIGHT
It’s almost not worth mentioning that Brendon and Rachel fought because that’s all they have been doing. But after they lost the competition, Brendon got on Rachel’s case for helping Porsche in the luxury competition. He also said he’s risking his PhD to be in the BB household and didn’t want Rachel to risk it all by being sensitive and fighting in front of everyone. The rest of the household could hear them argue and Daniele even said, “We’re not in couple’s rehab!”

Brendon then said he was so mad he wanted to go fight everyone including putting up Jeff and Jordan. Then they calmed down a bit and Rachel said she really wants to have her dream wedding. Brendon says the stress of the BB house on their relationship is not worth what they could win financially.

RACHEL MEETS WITH DOMINIC
Dom tells Brenchel he “100 percent” wants to play with them because they are the strongest competitors in the house. Brendon tells Dom that since Brenchel has won everything, they have a bigger target on them than Jeff and Jordan. So, he wants to work with Dom and Daniele against everyone else. Rachel even told Dom that she wanted Cassi and Shelly nominated last week but Jeff chose Dom, calling that nomination Jeff and Jordan’s “first strike.” She then said that the party invites were Jeff and Jordan’s “second strike, their dumbest strike in the world.”

RACHEL MEETS WITH DANIELE
Once Dom told Daniele of his meeting with Brenchel, Daniele decided her best plan was to turn them against Jeff and Jordan and vice verca, taking blood off of her hands. She told Rachel and Brendon that Jordan’s party invites was the dumbest decision ever. She then told them that one of these two teams will flip on each other and that Rachel is too scared to put them up. SMART MOVE challenging Rachel like that. Of course Rachel shot back, “I’m not scared.” As Daniele was leaving, Jeff came in and asked, “What’s up?” When Jeff asked them if they were sad or upset about not being invited to the party, Brenchel both lied and said no.  Jeff reassured them that they have Brenchel’s back and proved it by not back dooring them last week. Rachel is left confused.

NOMINATION CEREMONY
Adam and Dominic were nominated. Both of them felt l like they are the pawn and safe. Rachel did not say who her target is in the Diary Room. All she said is that it’s crucial that she win the POV this week as well so she has all the power while she makes deals with the houseguests.

SHAMELESS PLUG!
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