Jennifer Aniston is not pregnant. At least not according to her longtime publicist, Stephen Huvane. When Us Weekly headlined its latest cover with “Jen’s Big Secret: Pregnant!”, Huvane answered: “Jennifer is NOT pregnant.”

“The whole story is a complete fabrication,” Huvane declared at once. “All the way from a supposed canceled Smartwater shoot to Jennifer asking for a late check-out in Toronto and to her stylist having to rework her wardrobe…None of this ever happened,” Huvane told the N.Y. Post.

“Shame on Us magazine for once again getting it all wrong.” Ya, I’m sure Us feels really really bad about this.

The reworked wardrobe response refers to Us claiming that Jen’s outfit for a premiere at Toronto International Film Festival last week needed an overhaul to hide her big “secret.” Huvane categorically denied that the Vivienne Westwood gown worn by Aniston was designed to hide a growing baby bump.