Big Brother 13 August 24, 2011 episode started with Big Jeff as HOH and Porsche and Kalia on the block. Jeff said if nominations stay the same, his target is Kalia. But said there is always a chance of back dooring Daniele.

Daniele says in the Diary Room that even though she promised Jeff she’d throw the veto competition, she was going to fight for it to ensure her safety.

FUN TIDBITS OF THE SHOW
* Jeff and Jordan make fun of Porsche and Dani while watching them on monitor in the HOH Room
* Rachel is driving Dani crazy on purpose because she evicted her fiance Brendon twice
* Jordan stripteased her unitard off and Jeff and Adam loved it equally. Weird.

ZINGBOT 3000
The big green robot came again to the house to insult everyone in the house. Here is what he said about each house guest:

Jeff: “1995 called, they want their soul patch back.” (That’s a tiny beard). Jeff’s comeback was people who don’t like his soul patch can go root for the Packers.
Porsche: “Shouldn’t you be named after a car with a roomier trunk?” Ouch–but ya, the girl’s got back!
Rachel: “Every other word out of your mouth is the F word: Fiance, fiance, fiance!” Rachel of course said “Oh hell no, no Zimbot comes between me and my man.”
Daniele: “Do you own a car, or do you still prefer to just ride your daddy’s coattail.”
Adam: “Good call shaving your beard, I don’t think your girlfriend realized she was dating uncle Fester.”
Shelly: “What do you call someone who likes to smoke on a fish? A dude!” Shelly said the Zingbot is lucky she doesn’t have a shotgun in the house because she would be zinging him to smithereens.
Kalia: “You write a sex blog but you seem to be an expert on things done after sex, like sleeping.”
Jordan: “The only reason Jeff hasn’t proposed yet is because he knows you’re terrible at answering questions.” Of course, cute Jordan didn’t get it.

POWER OF VETO COMPETITION
Everyone got to play but Rachel who hosted. Kalia picked “houseguest’ choice” and she chose Shelly to play. Dani had a Veto Card from last week’s comp, so she got to play.

The competition was a zingbot labs. Each player had to assemble a bride for zingbot and hit the buzzer when completed. The first person to complete the bride would win the POV. Shelly and Adam threw the comp supposedly, but seriously, who are they kidding? How can players THAT bad throw anything?

Jeff smoked the other three players who were fighting for their lives: Porsche, Kalia and Dani and won the POV. Dani said, “shocker” when she heard her name. Jeff told her it boiled down to trust for him because he gave her his word at the beginning of the game and she tried to back door him. So, Jeff is now rolling with people who want to play the game with him. He also told her that Julie Chen asked Dani if she regretted trying to back door Jeff and she said no. Jeff continued, he hopes Danie has a different answer for Julie if she walks out of the house Thursday.

POV REPLACEMENT CEREMONY
Jeff used his POV and took Porsche off of the eviction block. He then named Dani as a replacement nominee.

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Shelly has for some reason flipped and wants to keep Dano over Kalia and is going hard core trying to flip Adam who so far has refused to cave and says he will vote for Dani to leave. Dani has tried everything she can and promised everything she has to convince Adam to vote for her to stay. Dani even said her father, Evel Dick, will “like” Adam’s Facebook page if he votes for Dani to stay. THAT’S laughable since I heard from past houseguests that Dani and Evel Dick didn’t even speak when he was in the house. The only odd thing is that Adam has yet failed to tell his alliance of Jeff/Jordan/Rachel about Shelly’s pressure to keep Dani.

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SPOILER RESULTS:
Jeff won Head of Household and nominated Kalia and Porsche for eviction. Jeff also won Power of Veto and used the POV Monday to take down Porsche and replace her with Daniele. Daniele is now campaigning for votes with Shelly and whoever listens to her. This is the “worst birthday week ever,” says Daniele.

Shelly has flipped! She is trying very hard to get Adam to flip as well to keep Dani in the house. Adam so far says he will stay loyal to Jeff and Jordan.

We started Big Brother 13 August 21, 2011 episode with Brendon having just been evicted for the second time. This time, however, Rachel felt re-energized with Brendon being back for a week and she was ready to fight. Daniele was ecstatic to have evicted Brendon for a second time this season. When Brendon walked through the BB doors and into the live audience, Rachel made sure Daniele realized how much America likes Brendon by saying, “Just as many cheers as last time [he was evicted and walked out to live audience.]”


HOH COMPETITION
We then headed right into the HOH competition, All Washed Up. The contestants were combating walls of soap and suds while they walked back and forth carrying a small cup of water to fill a large jug. Daniele, as outgoing HOH, could not participate but was rooting for Kalia or Porsche to win but ended up irritating Kalia when she kept telling her how slow she is compared to every one else. Jordan had to play in her humilitard.

The suds got into everyone’s eyes and made them unable to see as they slid all over the place. Adam even took a bad fall on his buttocks. He also hurt his nipples somehow and had to wear band aids once the game was over (I know this from Showtime After Dark episodes). Jeff lead most of the game with Porsche and Rachel close behind. Once Rachel realized Jeff is beating her, she admittedly started rooting him on so she stays on his good side. When it was all over, Jeff became the first man in the house to win HOH this season.

HOH BUTT KISSING BEGINS/RACHEL HATRED CONTINUES
Right after the competition, Daniele started being nice to Jeff. Jeff said in the Diary Room that despite his deal with Daniele, he will evict whoever is in his best interest. Daniele hoped that Jeff and Jordan would honor their deal. Shelly, Daniele, Kalia and Porsche continued their Rachel hatred to the point that Ms. Business executive Shelly has hidden Rachel’s stuffed dog and contemplating cutting it into pieces to taunt Rachel. Who does that? Seriously Shelly, you’re the oldest in the house, right? And a mother?

After everyone checked out Jeff’s HOH room, Rachel was the last and stayed behind talking to Jeff which fueled Shelly’s fire because she wants Jeff and Jordan all to herself. Shelly went back up to confront Rachel and told her to stop rolling her eyes at her. She told Rachel to stop cutting her down and giving her looks of death. Rachel just stared at her and kept her cool. Jeff told them they’re both in his alliance and agreed that the two of them need to start with a clean a slate and stick together. In the Diary Room, Jeff said he was so impressed that Rachel bit her tongue and he was proud of her. That act alone probably will keep Jeff loyal to Rachel.


HAVE NOT COMPETITION
There was no competition this week, instead, Jeff got the chance to chose three have nots for the week. He said Porsche and Daniele have never been been nots, so, he picked them and their “best friend” Kalia. But lucky for them, America also picked hard boiled eggs and Jalapenos as extra food the could have in addition to slop. Daniele was upset because she was going to be a have not on her birthday.


KALIA SPEAKS WITH JEFF
Jeff told Kalia she is definitely in the pot of his finalist for nominations. So, with that, Kalia threw Rachel under the bus and told Jeff to be careful of her and that she has gunned for Jeff and Jordan for three weeks. This backstabbing instead of pleading her own case actually backfired because it made Jeff question her. He said that he told her he would nominate her when she put him on the block.


JEFF LIES TO DANIELE
Jeff told Daniele that she is good with him and asked her to not use the Veto if she wins it. When Dani figured that Jeff would put up Porsche and Kalia, Dani asked him who he would put up if one them wins Veto and Jeff said he doesn’t know.

Jeff later told Jordan that he told Dani she is good and that she feels safe. Jeff said he can’t trust Dani and will try to get her out with a back door. He won’t put her up right off the bat because he doesn’t want to upset her.

PORSCHE TALKS GAME WITH JEFF
Porsche tried to sell herself to Jeff by saying that she has come in second place on three competitions and would like to win a comp before going home. She said if he doesn’t put her up she won’t put him up. Jeff shot back: “Is this our first minute of game talk?” He later laughed at her that she waited till day 49 to start talking game. He told her his decision is a game time decision.

NOMINATIONS CEREMONY
Jeff nominated Kalia and Porsche for eviction. His order of keys were: Rachel, Shelly, Adam, Jordan and Daniele. He told Porsche he wants her to prove she came here to play and to win and to take herself off of the block. He told Kalia he had warned her quid pro quo if she nominated him.


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Jeff won HOH. He put up Porsche and Kalia on the block. Jeff also won Power of Veto.

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Jeff’s key order for the Nominations Ceremony were Rachel, Adam, Shelly, Jordan, Dani. Click here to see who won POV!

Big Brother 13 August 18, 2011 Head of Household competition is taking place right now. Check below for live feed results of who is winning. Keep checking back to see who won HOH.

HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD COMPETITION
All Washed Up is the name of the game – contestants have to transfer a cup of water one at a time and pour it in a jug holding a ping pong ball. The person whose ping pong ball would reach the top first would win and become head of household. This competition is ongoing and as soon as it finishes, I will post results here. SO COME BACK to see who won Head of Household. Also, Julie just told us this is double elimination week!

10:50pm Jeff in the lead
10:54pm Rachel/Porsche in second
10:55pm Rachel in second, Porsche in third..
11:05 pm Jeff’s lead is increasing. Rachel in second place
11:16pm Jeff well in the lead. Shelly, Porsche and Rachel for Second.
JEFF WINS HOH!


UPDATE: Jeff is currently planning on nominating Kalia and Porsche with hopes of back dooring Daniele. He and Rachel have made nice! He has already chosen Kalia and Porsche as the have nots for the week.


UPDATE #2: Click here to see who Jeff nominated for eviction.

We started the Wednesday August 17, 2011 Big Brother episode with Daniele as HOH and Shelly and Adam on the eviction block because Dani had entered into a deal with Brendon and Rachel for final three.

Dani was happy with her nominations because she said “plan A, nominations would stay the same and Shelly goes home.” She continued, “Plan B, I can back door Brendon if nominations change.”

SHELLY MEETS WITH DANI
Dani told Shelly that Brendon needs to go home (Obviously, lying at that moment). Shelly lied too that she never told Rachel that she wants to go to the final three with Brendon and Rachel and that Rachel was the one lying to Porsche about this. We see video footage of Shelly asking Brenchel for a final three deal.

ADAM MEETS WITH DANI
Adam asked Dani if she wants him to win the POV to replace the nominations. Dani said, “I need Brendon to go home….Rachel is no good without him.” She told Adam he is a pawn in the her game.

SHELLY AND RACHEL GO AT IT
Shelly confronts Rachel that Porsche said Rachel told here there is a three person deal with Rachel, Brendon and Shelly. So, Jordan suggested that they have a house meeting with Porsche. They called Porsche and she said Shelly wanted a three-person deal and because Rachel did not trust Shelly, there was no deal. FINALLY, someone is telling the truth. Shelly denied the truth and called Rachel a liar. Rachel said Shelly wanted to have Jordan evicted and Shelly got irate. When Rachel asked Brendon to back her up, Brendon said he wants to stay out of it. Jordan was left confused as to who to believe.

SHELLY CRIES TO JEFF
Shelly protests too much: “I am crushed Rachel said that to Jordan. I have been loyal to a fault in this game.” Jeff told her he doesn’t believe Rachel.

VETO COMPETITION
Only six people get to play in the POV competition. Daniele picked Jordan’s name out of the bag. Shelly picked Kalia. Adam picked Jeff. Rachel and Brendon looked dejected for not being able to play and win to keep the nominations the same. Dani saw this as a potential to back door Brendon.

The game was called Corn Hole, which Jeff is supposedly good at per Dani. The object was to toss a sack and try to get a hole in one or the lowest number on a corn wheel. Jeff said he was in a sticky situation because he wanted to save Shelly but didn’t want to risk Brenchel being placed on the block as replacement.

In the first round, Dani got a hole in one. Shelly missed the board completely and was eliminated. Is there any game she is good at? Once eliminated, Shelly got to chose a prize which was the POV. Of course, anyone eliminated after her, could take the POV from her for a trade.

In the second round, Jordan was eliminated and Dani got her second hole in one. She is the best competitor ever. As her elimination prize, Jordan got 24 hours in solitary confinement and a phone call from home. Jordan got so emotional and said she wants to keep it instead of trading for Shelly’s POV because she wanted to talk to her mom. Then, she asked Shelly if she wanted to speak to her daughter and forced the phone call on Shelly in a gesture of pure kindness. Shelly is later seen crying in appreciation in the Diary Room. Jeff called Jordan an angel on earth.

Round three brought another hole in one for Daniele and Kalia was eliminated. She won a Caribbean vacation and did not trade it for the POV.

During round four, Adam asked Jeff to let him win the POV. Jeff was confused because he had too much riding on this POV and he would burn too many bridges if he won. Adam then asked Dani if Jeff was safe this week in front of Jeff and Dani said yes. Jeff then asked Dani if Brenchel is the target and she said yes. Dani, feeling comfortable that Jeff believes her, threw the competition and won a “Veto Ticket” as the prize. The veto ticket guarantees Dani to play in the veto competition next week. She kept it. Dani then whispered to Kalia that she just decided she wanted Brendon gone and asked Kalia if she is OK with that. Kalia said, “absolutely.”

In the final round, Jeff threw the competition and Adam won by one point. Jeff’s prize was $5,000 and he kept it. Adam won “Humilitard,” and traded it with Jordan for the POV. Jordan will now have to wear an embarrassing letoard for a week which consisted of a Dunce hat and a “I’m with stupid” sign on the front of a t-shirt and “kick me” on the back. She looked uber cute.

DANI AND JEFF MEET
Jeff tried to convince Dani to get rid of Rachel but she insisted Brendon is a better player and must be the one to go. Jeff agreed to vote out Brendon over Shelly only so he can keep himself and Jordan safe until the replacement nominee is made.

BRENDON, RACHEL AND DANI MEET
Brenchel met with Dani to make sure their deal was still in place. When asked, Dani lied and said she had no deal in place with Jeff. Rachel asked if she would consider back dooring Jeff or Jordan because Jeff is racking up an army and the money. Brendon told Dani that the only way Brenchel will make it to the end is if they play with Dani. Dani said she will think about it.


VETO CEREMONY
Of course Adam used the POV on himself because he said he worked too hard to win. Really?? Adam, you won because Jeff and Dani threw the comp. Dani then said the game of BB is full of twists and the twist is that there is a Zombie in the house that they keep trying to kill but who won’t die. With that, Dani nominated Brendon as a replacement nominee for eviction. We ended the show with Dani in the Diary Room saying the only way to win this game is to kill the Zombie by cutting his head off. Then we saw Jeff saying no matter who leaves, he will lose an ally this week and he does not know who he wants to stay and it will be a game time decision for him.