David Arquette Sends Tweets From Hospital Bed After Car Accident

Poor David Arquette. As he is trying to get his life back in order, he gets into a car accident Friday on his way to the Burbank airport to fly to Las Vegas and attend an event hosted by Kim Kardashian. But I guess he is doing much better than feared at first because he Tweeted away a couple of hours after the incident.

I can tell he is OK because he says so and because he still has his wits and sense of humor about him in his Tweet, even referencing Charlie sheen in his messages. “I got into a car accident but I’m fine. Luckily I have dragon’s blood running through my veins. Haha Thank you for all your concern.” He continued, “Remember to wear your seatbelt – wish I was.” Good advice there, David!

An eyewitness told TMZ that a car driving in front of Arquette’s silver Cadillac came to a sudden stop and forced Arquette to steer into oncoming traffic and cause the accident.

Although a picture of Arquette circulated showing him lying on the ground bleeding after the accident, his rep told UsMagazine.com that the actor is doing well. “He’s fine. He is on his way to be treated.”

Jimmy Fallon Plays Charlie Sheen In “Winning” Parody Video

VIDEO CLIP OF THE DAY.

I never realized how much Jimmy Fallon looks like Charlie Sheen. But he really does, and that fact wasn’t lost on Jimmy!

The Late Night With Jimmy Fallon host portrayed the troubled actor Wednesday night in a video clip for a “Winning,” a fake cologne.

Watch for yourself:

Charlie Sheen Joins Twitter And Sends Pics To His 1M Followers

Charlie Sheen has just joined Twitter and he is sending TwitPics and Tweets nonstop! And why not, he already has 1 million followers anxiously waiting to see what he tweets.

Here are some gems he’s sent so far:

“Winning..! Choose your Vice…”

“Winner..! 2012…”
“The only watch that keeps Warlock time – Class of 1927 ring ‘Bambino U’ “
Get’m while they’re hot..!

Shut Down: Two And A Half Men Stops Production For The Season

Breaking News: Shi#&t just hit the fan.  TMZ reports that all production on Two and a Half Men will stop for the remainder of the season.

The decision comes several hours after TMZ reported Charlie Sheen calling show creator Chuck Lorre “a stupid, stupid little man and a pu**y punk that I never want to be like.”

No word yet on whether production will resume next season. Or ever.

Read the full story on TMZ.

“Charlie Sheen Is A Hero!”

I don’t cover stories on Charlie Sheen‘s fun-loving escapades, as juicy as they seem to be. But my field reporter Hayward Taylor found a really good Sheen-related piece in the NY Post that I just have to re-print:

Comic Jim Norton is sick of people making fun of Sheen, calling him a “hero” instead.

He jokes: “What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week. As far as I’m concerned, if you make $2 million a week and you don’t have a hooker in your hotel room, you’re creepy and I don’t trust you. And I don’t do drugs at all, so for me it would just be more prostitutes. That’s how they would find me. I would be dead on the floor, flattened by a pile of prostitutes. I’d look like a cat in a hoarders’ house.”

Methinks Jim has a good point there. Stop paying that much money to someone that doesn’t know what to do with it and instead pay it to someone who deserves it, like, like, ……, hmmmm…..can’t think of anyone who would deserve so much cash. Seriously? $2M???

Ricky Gervais: ” It Was All In Good Fun!”

What did you think of Ricky Gervais’ one-sided banter last night as he hosted the Golden Globe Awards? I felt it was just a bit too mean-spirited and don’t think most of the celebs he insulted liked his style either.

During the show, Robert Downey, Jr. said: “Aside from the fact that it’s been hugely mean-spirited with mildly sinister undertones, I’d say the vibe of the show’s pretty good so far, wouldn’t you?”

Even mild-mannered Tom Hanks took a jab back at Gervais during the award presentation by saying he could remember “when Ricky Gervais was a slightly chubby but very kind comedian.”

READ MORE: GERVAIS FIRED FROM GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS?

Here are just some of the comments Gervais made. What do you think: Funny or insulting?

  1. “It’s going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it, “breakfast.”
  2. “Everything this year was three-dimensional, except the characters in The Tourist. I feel bad about that joke. I’m jumping on the bandwagon, because I haven’t even seen that movie. But who has?”
  3. “Our first presenter is beautiful, talented, and Jewish apparently. Mel Gibson told me that. He’s obsessed. Please welcome Scarlett Johansson.”
  4. “Next up, Eva Longoria has the daunting task of introducing the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press. That’s nothing, I just had to help him off the toilet and pop his teeth in.”
  5. “Do you want to go see Cher? No. Why not? Because it’s not 1975.”
  6. “There were a lot of big films that didn’t get nominated. Nothing for Sex and the City 2. I was sure the Golden Globes for special effects would go to the team which airbrushed that poster.”
  7. “Also not nominated I Love You Phillip Morris. Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor. Two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay. So, the complete opposite of some famous Scientologists.  My lawyers helped me with the wording of that joke.”
  8. “Who are our next presenter from such films as Hudson Hawk, Look Who’s Talking, Mercury Rising, Color of Night, The Fifth Element, Hart’s War. Please welcome Ashton Kutcher’s dad, Bruce Willis.”
  9. “I love this next presenter. He’s so cool. He’s the star of Iron Man. Two Girls and a Guy. Wonderboys. I’m sorry are these porn films? Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Bowfinger? Up the Academy. Come on! He has done all of those films, but many of you in this room probably know him best from such facilities as The Betty Ford Clinic and the Los Angeles County Jail. Robert Downey, Jr.”
  10. “I’d like to quash the rumors that the only reason The Tourist was nominated was so that the Hollywood Foreign Press can hang out with Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie. That is rubbish, that is not the only reason. They also accepted bribes.”
  11. My least favorite: “And thank you to God…… For making me an atheist.”

How did Gervais feel about his own performance? Here is what he told The Los Angeles Times after he finished ripping into all of Hollywood:

“I hope everyone took it well… I hope they can all take a bit of roasting from a nobody like me. Did I think twice about any of [the jokes]? No, I didn’t. I’d say any of that to their faces. I’d walk up to them and say it. That’s the test for me. And it’s in good fun.”

Denise Richards On Life Post Divorce – EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS & VIDEO

Denise Richards

Right before the latest saga taking place in New York this weekend with her ex-husband Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards came to The Grove to speak with Mario Lopez of Extra to promote her new role on Spike TV’s Blue Mountain State. And she surprised Mario and the crowd with her brand new look as a brunette.

Richards will play coach Marty Daniels’ (ex-footballer Ed Marinaro) ex-wife Debra. Blue Mountain State follows the fictional college football team at Blue Mountain State. Season 2 premiered Oct. 20 and will also feature Bill Parcells, Brian Bosworth, Stacy Keibler and Chuck Liddell as guest stars. Continue reading

Charlie Sheen Is Coming Back To Two & A Half Men? Anyone Jumping For Joy?

 

Poll time – who watches Two and a Half Men? The show which also stars Jon Cryer, is supposedly a key part of CBS’ Monday night lineup. So much so, that last year, the network gave the show a three-year renewal, through the 2011-12 season. So, CBS is now elated that the main star of the show, Charlie Sheen, has agreed to come back for at least another season. This leaves me extremely confused because all I know about this show is that every time a commercial for this show comes on TV, someone in the room I am in inevitably asks, “Does anyone even watch this stupid show?” When amazing shows such as Lost get a much shorter life span than a show no one I know watches, I just want to scream. Considering CBS studios is located across the street, maybe the right people would hear me. Cancel this show already.