Kourtney Kardashian: “I’m Pregnant!”

Kourtney Kardashian announced that she and Scott Disick will soon be parents again.

“Scott and I are so excited to announce that we are expecting our second child and are thrilled to be expanding the love in our family,” Kourtney says in Us Weekly. The reality star added, “Now I’m nine weeks along. You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.”

Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian Speak Out On Kim’s Divorce

The Kardashians are a close-knit family.  Sisters Kourtney and Khloe have released the following statements about the divorce of their sister Kim Kardashian from Kris Humphries:

Kourtney: “Our sister is going through a difficult time but we’re a close family and are sticking together like always. Kim, we love you. We appreciate everyone’s kindness and support.”

Khloe: “I just want to thank all of our amazing fans for your unconditional love and support. My sister is going through a very difficult time and your kindness right now means the world to all of us. Kim, we love you more than anything.”

Kardashian Sisters Say Dancing With The Stars Is Rigged!

When Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke were not immediately declared safe but put in jeopardy this week on their first performance on Dancing with the Stars, Rob’s famous sisters started crying foul! And they blamed two things: The show for being rigged and Elisabetta Canalis for being safe!

Kourtney Kardashian, 32, tweeted: “There is NO way Rob Kardashian was trending worldwide last night and in the bottom 3. Impossible!” And, “HOW IS ELISABETTA SAFE?!??! HOW?! Seriously!!!”

Khloe Kardashian, 27, who interrupted judge Bruno Tonioli during his critique of Rob, Tweeted, “Agreed. So odd.” But, if you think about it, it’s actually not that odd. It is true that Elisabetta and her partner Val Chmerkovskiy received the second lowest judges’ scores, but, Rob only fared one extra point more. And, I guess America liked Elisabetta’s performance better than Rob’s.

Khloe then blamed DWTS: “Shows are rigged all the time.”

So she would not be out done by her sisters, Kim Kardashian also chimed in on Twitter:  “Rob in the bottom three is impossible! He did soooo good!”

Kourtney later wrote: “Honestly, I didn’t think any one of those people should have been in the bottom three. I just can’t handle this stuff. I’m so stressed out!” While Kourtney added: “Even though I’m beyond thrilled my brother is SAFE, I’m sad that Ron was first to go. He didn’t deserve it.”

Rob took the high road by simply thanking his fans: “Just wanted to say thanks for all of your support last night for everyone who voted! Means so much! LOVE YOU! #LEGGGGOOOO”

Kardashian Sisters Pose For Lingerie Ad (PHOTO)

The only thing surprising about this picture is that it didn’t happen sooner.  Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are shown here modeling some of their new Kardashian Kollection clothing (or lack thereof) for Sears.

This photo, I think, promotes the lines’ intimates, bustiers, tap pants, garters and pantyhose. The full line includes clothing, bags, shoes, jewelry, belts and sunglasses.

The catalog photos for the line were shot by celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz, known by most for her Louis Vuitton ads and Vanity Fair spreads.

The Kardashian Sisters Pen A Novel: ‘Dollhouse’

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have taken time out of their busy schedules and written a book set for release November 1, 2011.

The novel, titled Dollhouse, focuses on the Kardashian family’s life in the spotlight of fame and, Per Kim, it’s “based on [their] lives.” Kim also adds, “But we’ve added a lot of crazy fictional twists and turns. You’ll have to decide for yourself which story lines are true to life, and which ones we dreamed up.”

Dana Carvey Resurrects “Church Lady” On SNL And Crushes On Justin Bieber – Watch The Video

Dana Carvey resurrected one of my all-time favorite SNL roles, the Church Lady, on Saturday Night Live last night. He/she cut no one slack, not Snooki, and certainly not a single of the Kardashian sisters (Kim, Khloe, Kourtney).

The 16-year old sensation, Justin Bieber, made a surprise appearance in the skit and the Church Lady lost her senses and said she wanted a “taste of that sweet Bieber!”

Watch the awkward moment for yourself:

Kardashian Sisters Sued For $75 Million

Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian have been collectively sued by The Revenue Resource Group, LLC for $75 million for breach of contract.

The lawsuit was filed five weeks after the Kardashians refused to remain the faces of RRG’s MasterCard-approved prepaid debit card.

In late November, the Kardashians walked away from the sealed deal because of the “outrageous” fees attached to the debit card. But RRG says the Kardashians had signed a two-year deal from which they can’t just walk away without penalty. They also claim that the family has openly talked trash about the card and the bad press has hurt RGG’s financials. So, they want $75 mil in damages.

Ouch!

SNL Spoofs Kardashian’s Christmas Card – Watch The Video

VIDEO CLIP OF THE DAY.

 Who’s keepin’ up with the Kardashians?


SNL sure is lately…

First, SNL did a hilarious spoof on the sisters’ disastrous entry into the kredit kard industry.

Now, SNL is spoofin the entire Kardashian Klan’s Kristmas Kard.

Watch the video below for yourself:

Kardashian’s Official Uber Glam Christmas Card

Wow – Can you say, “Over the top?”

The Kardashians have just released their 2010 Christmas card, or shall I say, Kardashian Kristmas Kard. The entire family is glammed up – and looks super cute. For a second, their extravagant looks had me forget all about the massive recession the rest of our country is going through. AHHH, the joys of the Holidays!

All 11 members of the family are dolled up including Lamar Odom and Mason Dash Disik who just turned 1 this week.

Kim wrote on her blog: “Every year the whole family gets together to take pics for our family Christmas card. This year was extra special because we had a new addition to the family… little Mason!”

“We went super glam this year and each went for our own look. Kourt chose a tailored suit to match Mason and Scott, Khloe went for gorgeous peach ruffles and I chose a floor-length white gown. How stunning do Kendall and Kylie look!? This might be my favorite of all our family Christmas cards!” Kim continued.

Merry Christmas everyone!