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Lindsay Lohan‘s luck finally ran out and she is heading to jail again. The troubled actress appeared in court today in front of Judge Stephanie Sautner who sentenced her to 30 days behind bars for repeatedly violating her probation.
Hoping for mercy, Lohan admitted that she in fact violated her probation by not attending therapy and getting kicked out of community service at the Downtown Women’s Center.
Lindsay Lohan got herself a brand new set of teeth and she looks awesome.
And with those simple words, Judge Stephanie Sautner revoked Lindsay Lohan‘s probation on Wednesday, reprimanding her for getting purposely kicked out of the Downtown Women’s Shelter in Los Angeles where she was court-ordered to perform community service.
“Miss Lohan’s actions made it deliberately impossible for her to perform her services at the Downtown women’s center,” the judge explained, adding that Lindsay has been “looking a gift horse in the mouth.”
Lohan’s attorney, Shawn Holley, tried to convince the judge that Lindsay was working to support her family and that is why she was unable to perform much of the community service and added that she could not do community service when she was under house arrest.
The judge would not buy it. “My order was made six months ago. You’re prasing her for doing twelve hours in six months.” Judge Sautner added: “She’s supposed to be an actress from what I hear. I don’t know how much acting she’s doing.”
“I don’t care about rallying cries,” the judge said. And with that, she revoked Lohan’s probation and set bail at at $100,000. Since Lindsay was there with a bondsman, ready to post bail, Sautner said Lindsay will have to complete a minimum of 16 hours at the morgue in the next week.
At a preliminary hearing held Friday April 22, Lindsay Lohan caught a break on the pending necklace theft charge against her but had the book thrown at her for violation of her probation stemming from her 2007 DUI.
Judge Stephanie Sautner reduced the theft charge from a felony to a misdemeanor, which although a less serious offense, could still carry a jail term of up to one year. Lindsay will have a chance to go to trial to prove her innocence.
On the probation violation, Lindsay was spanked with a sentence of 120 days in county jail and 480 hours of community service. 360 of those hours must be spent at the Downtown Women’s Center and 120 hours at the L.A. County morgue.
Lohan immediately appealed the ruling and was allowed to post a $75,000 bail to stay free pending appeal.
Lindsay arriving at court with attorney, Shawn Holley |
TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan‘s father, Michael Lohan, has been arrested in Los Angeles, CA, on suspicion of domestic violence.
Per TMZ, the arrest came after Michael’s girlfriend filed a report with the Sheriff’s Department claiming that the couple got into an argument which eventually turned physical. The girlfriend is reported to have had visible marks on her from the alleged altercation.
OH BOY! Kamofie & Co., the “victim” in the alleged Lindsay Lohan jewelry heist just made a ton-o-loot selling the store surveillance video of Lindsay’s shopping trip to Entertainment Tonight for a whopping $35,000!
“The tape was sold in the U.S. and abroad,” a source told Radaronline.com. “The jewelry store wanted a bidding war to maximize profits. They chopped up the sale to different outlets to make as much money as possible,” the source continued.
This transaction would not be that big a deal if that video tape was not the key piece of evidence in the felony grand theft case against Lohan. The selling of the tape probably is good news for the Lohan defense team because the act may make it appear that the “victim” here was looking to make money off of this whole incident, bolstering the defense’s claim that Lohan was set up.
Saturday Night Live‘s Bill Hader is the latest in a long line of folks impersonating Charlie Sheen this week (watch Jimmy Fallon’s hilarious Sheen Parody here).
The SNL version portrays “Sheen” as a talk show host interviewing such “winners” as Christina Aguilera, John Galliano, Muammar Qaddafi and Lindsay Lohan (played by host Miley Cyrus – click here to watch Miley’s other SNL skits).
The talk show, Duh! Winning! is of course sponsored by both Tiger Blood and clean baby urine. Watch the video clip for yourself:
OH OH! Did David Letterman get duped? It seems that way….
On Tuesday, CBS’s The Late Show with David Letterman announced that Lindsay Lohan would be a guest on the show Thursday to read the “Top Ten List” via satellite. Of course this news spread like wildfire until Lohan herself denied the upcoming appearance via Twitter.
Lohan wrote: “I am NOT going to be doing David Letterman. I’m not sure how this happened, but I am sorry for the confusion….”
On Wednesday night’s Late Show, Letterman gave his side of the story with a big old apology. He said that after he joked about Lindsay stealing a Grammy on one of last week’s shows, in reference to her court case over a stolen necklace, he received a call from a “guy” who told him, “Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious.” And the same mysterious “guy” (who we all have been told is Lindsey’s father, Michael) said to Letterman that Lindsay wanted to be on his show.
And it was based on that telephone exchange that Letterman asked the show’s publicity department to release the news via an official statement, which they did. Letterman adds, “But then Lindsay Lohan says, ‘Oh, I don’t know, none of that is happening, I don’t know what’s going on. It’s not true.'”
“So it turns out we were duped.” letterman admits. “And I have no one to blame but myself, and boy, is my face red!”
Watch the video for yourself: