Dana Carvey resurrected one of my all-time favorite SNL roles, the Church Lady, on Saturday Night Live last night. He/she cut no one slack, not Snooki, and certainly not a single of the Kardashian sisters (Kim, Khloe, Kourtney).
The 16-year old sensation, Justin Bieber, made a surprise appearance in the skit and the Church Lady lost her senses and said she wanted a “taste of that sweet Bieber!”
The entire cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore has been deported out of the U.S.!
MTV confirmed this report, and is already scouting locations in Italy for the cast’s new digs.
People – Get a grip. Nicole Snooki Polizzi is still alive and kickin!
Snooki’s Facebook page is getting a ton of hits with messages from people who think she just died from a drug overdose despite the fact that she has come out herself and debunked the myth of her early demise.
nobody really knows if she is dead or alive but if she really is dead it’s very sad!!! but we will no for sure if the Jersey Shore episode tonight says RiP Nicole
it’s really sad that all you people have to come on to this page and show fake videos of are snooki and say shes alive i hope all you disrespectful people rot in hell for making this pain that much harder for US true fans
Snooki, you will live on in our memories… ♥
TO ALL THE TROLLS: STOP SAYING SHE IS ALIVE! IT HURTS US ALL! LET HER REST IN PEACE 🙁
RIP Snooki forever in my heart xxxxx amen ur with god now girl
Much love Snooki, you changed the world forever, and my kids lives for the better RIP.
This is actually a little on the disturbing side! As much as I liked Jersey Shore‘s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi when I met her last week, there is just something wrong with a little girl being Snooki’d to look like the tiny little realty star.
“You are never too young to look bangin!” Snooki is seen telling 11-year-old Jessica in the video below before making her over to look like a mini-me guidette version of herself.
And it was all caught on tape by AOL.
Watch for yourself:
Jersey Shore‘s Snooki is on a west coast tour this week to promote her new book, A Shore Thing
Jersey Shore‘s spunky Snooki is on a west coast tour this week to promote her new book, A Shore Thing
SEE MORE: PHOTOS OF SNOOKI’S BOOK SIGNING @ BARNES & NOBLE
Let me just start by saying that Snooki is nothing short of absolutely adorable. As soon as she got out of her car and saw the photographers and paparazzi, she smiled a huge smile and waved. She even blew us a kiss!
When I met her, she said with a huge smile, “Oh my God, you’re as tiny as me.” Her warm and cute demeanor made me a fan for life!
Season 3 of MTV’s Jersey Shore premieres January 6, and Snooki told Mario that, “The new season is balls to walls insanity and I don’t even know what happens, so I am very excited to watch it!” She added, “I think this is the best season yet.”
About her stunt New Year’s Eve being placed inside the ball which dropped at midnight, Snooki said, “Who does that? Only me!”
Watch for the full interview on Extra. For now here are some photos form the interview and video clips (coming soon!)
Coming to you from Seaside Heights, New Jersey, home of MTV’s Jersey Shore, here is a video of Snooki dropping like a hamster inside the ball at midnight during last night’s New Year’s Eve celebrations.
Snooki’s Jersey Shore cast members, including The Situation and JWoww were alongside her for support!
As soon as the ball fully dropped, Snooki rushed out and said, “That was friggin awesome!” And then, in proper Snooki fashion, she also added, “Happy New Year, bitch!”
Watch for yourself:
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| Kim Kardashian: “Dancing the night away at @TaoLasVegas HAPPY NEW YEAR!” |
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| Pamela Anderson: “Ready to go home…But an encouraging experience …being on stage that is…Happy New Year…May your dreams begin to be realized and blossom unexpectedly wonderful…Viva 2011!” |
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| Ellen DeGeneres: “Portia and I had a great New Year’s Eve. Something about a paper horn always makes me look like a hooligan.” |
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| Snooki: “NYE baby!! Weeeeee guido style f*ckers @JENNIWOWW@ItsTheSituation” |
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| Kim Kardashian: “Me and my New Years date @RobKardashian“ |
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| Hugh Hefner: “Happy New Year from @Hughhefner & @Crystalharris” |
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| Lady Gaga: “THE SONG 2 13 11 THE RECORD 5 23 11.” |
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| Alyssa Milano: “Happy New Year” |
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| Rachel Zoe: “loving The Four Seasons forever…Happy New Year! XoRZ” |
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| Ryan Seacrest: “Who’s got ABC flipped on?? This is my view from the stage… @backstreetboys comin up” |
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| Ryan Seacrest: “Believe it or not, this mess in Times Square will be cleaned up by morning – crews work all night!” |
Happy 2011 to all of you all from Jersey Shore! Snooki Tweeted this pic earlier tonight with the caption:
“NYE baby!! Weeeeee guido style f*ckers @JENNIWOWW@ItsTheSituation”
Looks like MTV had jumped the gun when it announced last week that Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was going to be inside the ball that drops in New York’s Times Square to ring in 2011.
“It was never intended or requested for Snooki to be in the actual New Year’s Eve Ball in Times Square. The request to have her in a separate ball on a set-back roof came too late and was too impractical to fit in to our outdoor events.”
What does Snooki say about all this? She Tweeted today: “Don’t worry, I’m still gonna be your fricken’ NYE hamster ina ball…I wish NYC would focus on digging out …”
Snooki also Tweeted the above photo of her boyfriend with the caption,” Guido’d out Jionni 🙂 Mmmm.” So, I don’t think she is too phased or rattled by the change.