During last night’s The Men Tell All, Chris Harrison treated us to a full length preview of this summer’s biggest train wreck, The Bachelor Pad 2.

OH THE DRAMA!

We see Jake Pavelka going at his ex, Vienna Girardi; Kasey Kahl calling his new girlfriend Vienna a fame whore; Michael Stagliano shown in tears and in pain over his breakup with fiance Holly Durst who is hooking up with another in the house; and Gia Allemand having multiple breakdowns. And that was just in the first minute of this extended preview.

OOH–I just can’t wait!

Watch a preview trailer of what is sure to be this season’s best AND worst TV: