HEY all you single ladies! Don’t fret, some serious love advice is on its way!
Jersey Shore guidette, Jenni JWoww Farley, just announced she is writing a book on how to get yourself a man! Your dream man!
Entitled The Rules According to JWoww, the book will offer “a new spin on the do’s and don’ts of dating” and “empowering advice for a new generation of self-assured young women.” WOW, just what we all need!
If that weren’t enticing enough, JWoww’s book cover promises to reveal “secrets on landing a mint guy, staying fresh to death, and kicking the competition to the curb.”
The book, which will be released February 8, 2011, will give women tips on “smushing” guys and avoiding booty calls. I don’t know what “smushing” is, but, how can I pre-order my copy?