TMZ reports that Chuck Lore wants to make sure that Charlie Harper, Charlie Sheen‘s now defunct Two and a Half Men character, will never be able to return to the sitcom by making Harper meet a horrific death on the show.
The show will not start filming until August 5 but the producers have already discussed various death scenarios including Charlie driving a car over a cliff.
Ashton Kutcher is joining the cast –As what character, we don’t know for sure but a rumor says he buys Charlie’s house after Charlie is six feet under.
But, wait, does that mean Jon Cryer and the kid come with the house? Sorry Angus T. Young, you’ve probably outgrown the “kid” status by now. Rather than Ashton being a house purchaser, it would make more sense to me that Charlie left the house to all three of them.