Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt looked stunning as always, walking the red carpet as a couple at the Oscars, but, sadly, it was Jolie’s bare leg which stole the show. For better or for worse.
“Angelina Jolie looked like a fool the way she posed,” Rivers said. “She took herself right out of that superstar category because you now realize she stands in front of a mirror to figure out [what she looks like.]”
Rivers’ daughter Melissa chimed in: “She was demystified! She demystified herself and it’s unfortunate because it always looks so effortless. You’re thinking, how can this one individual be so glamorous? It’s because she practices!”
Even though we fully got her point already, Joan continued on her mission to tear Jolie another slit:
“Have you ever seen anybody stand with their hand on a hip with a leg thrown out to open an envelope? No. And, you want to say, you idiot!”
“You brought us back to the fact and we’ve all forgotten that you used to wear blood around your neck and French kiss your brother!”
When asked whether Angelina Jolie is too skinny, Rivers said about the extremely thin star’s arms that she “looks like Auschwitz adjacent.”
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