Tonight’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta,was full of parties, pocket dials and pressure. Here is a full recap of RHOA from November 25, 2012:

Phaedra Parks throws her two-year-old son a birthday party; but first he needs to get a haircut so he can look like a “dapper Southern gentleman.” Of course since this is Phaedra it is not just a haircut; it is a “momentous occasion and a right of passage.”

Phaedra rents out the Atlanta Aquarium for little Ayden’s party and enlists Dwight to help plan the event. Phaedra and Dwight don’t just plan parties; they “coordinate experiences.” Ayden’s birthday experience includes an entrance complete with a large model train, marching band and later a private dolphin show. Phaedra is happy with the party saying “those who can, do; those who can’t dream and the others hate;” but according to Kandi “going to Phaedra event is like running a marathon it takes all day and sometimes feels like it will never end.”

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Kim Zolciak was dealing with all of her moving drama and could not attend the birthday party. Another no-show was Cynthia, who was out of town and could not attend. All was seemingly well but Phaedra was betrayed by her “donkeybooty” because she accidentally pocket dialed a friend of NeNe Leakes’ and could be heard saying “I don’t give a f**k if Cynthia comes to the party.”  Like NeNe says, “the disadvantage of having a big ass- now they’re dialing phones.” Not surprisingly, NeNe couldn’t wait to play the recording for Cynthia. A shocked Cynthia decides to confront Phaedra who initially denies saying it- she does not “participate in gossip or tomfoolery.” Faced with mounting evidence, Phaedra’s denial becomes a little weaker and she looks caught. Undeterred, Cynthia presses on and offers to play her the recording. Phaedra quickly changes the subject to being bitten by a bug and avoids listening to the message. It’s a little alarming that Phaedra is the self proclaimed “attorney to the stars” since she is such a bad liar, and can’t keep her story straight (remember when she tried to pass off being 5 months pregnant as 9 and when confronted about it, said she didn’t know her due date.)

Kenya Moore continued her campaign of trying to get her boyfriend Walter to propose. She introduced him to her family and later “cooked” him dinner- it was really microwave pasta from Trader Joe’s.) She was committed to her lie, she even dirtied a pan and recounted how she “slaved over the stove” to make dinner and be more domestic. She tells Water she wants to get married and would love to be 9 months pregnant right now, but “no pressure.”

Porsha Stewart continues to prove that money can buy you a lot of things, but a clue apparently isn’t one of them. While describing her argument with Kenya last week to her husband, she refers to her calling Kenya Miss American instead of Miss USA as a “fraudulent slip.”

Next week- Porsha’s follies continue- her grandfather’s charity “doesn’t just feed the hungry at Thanksgiving, but all 265 days a year.” The ladies get in a massive fight and Kim leaves the show.