Monday night’s (November 19, 2012) episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was titled ‘Don’t Sing for Your Supper’ and was all about drama and a dinner party. Here’s a full show recap of RHOBH: Lisa Vanderkamp and Kyle Richards discuss the feud between Lisa and Adrienne Maloof. Lisa says, “if she thinks I lack integrity because of what she accused me of, (Adrienne accused Lisa of selling stories about her to the tabloids- hard to believe because looking at Lisa’s house, she definitely doesn’t need the money) why would she want to be around me. If she has something to say to me and it begins with an apology, then I’m willing to listen, apart from that, I’m not ready to resume my relationship with her.”The housewife most upset by this whole ordeal seems to be Adrienne’s husband, Paul Nassif. He has his knickers in a twist about some of the comments the outspoken Brit made about his wife. “Lisa owes us an apology. She made fun of my wife’s beautiful shoes (at Adrienne’s fashion show last season she referred to the shoes as the “Maloof hoof”), made comments about our dog, Jackpot (Lisa calls him “crackpot”), when Lisa and her husband moved, they didn’t say goodbye, but rather they said that they would throw their unwanted belongings over our gate. When she arrives at the party tonight, she’ll probably try to give me a kiss on both sides, which I’m not accepting.” Shouldn’t a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon be used to people being fake?

READ MORE: RHOBH RECAP 11/11/2012

All of the women gather at Yolanda’s 12,00 sq. ft. home for a dinner party.  This marks the first time in months that Lisa and Adrienne will share the same airspace. The two women mingle with other guests and ignore one another throughout the evening. Yolanda’s husband, David Foster arrives at the party and greets all of the guests.  LOL of the night- Taylor says, “David Foster was married to one of my best friends, Linda Thompson.” Foster, approaches her to say hello and doesn’t even know her name. Interesting, Foster and Thompson were married for 14 years; you would think he would remember his former wife’s best friend’s name. What Taylor probably meant to say was “I met his ex-wife at a party once.”

David Foster calls his wife’s hosting skills “stunning and spectacular.” He goes on to say, “I’m shocked at how many women don’t know how to be a homemaker and hostess.” Yes, during the party prep scene we were all privy to Yolanda’s homemaking and hosting skills skills-   she gave orders to the butler, chef and housekeeper like a real pro.

Everyone sits down for dinner. Already a little tipsy, Taylor Armstrong begins talking about a lighthearted comment Brandi Glanville (not in attendance) made previously about sleeping with everyone in Beverly Hills. Brandi was obviously joking, but Taylor has apparently taken her seriously and is relaying the comment to anyone who will listen. Not exactly appropriate dinner conversation. Yolanda is not pleased, “there is nothing uglier than a drunk woman.” Taylor further dew Yolanda’s ire later in the evening when she committed a cardinal sin- she spoke while David Foster was playing the piano.

The next day, Lisa and Adrienne finally agree to meet and discuss their situation. “I have no idea what Adrienne is going to say but I’m expecting to hear the two little words I’m sorry, otherwise this meeting with be as short as she is.” …. To be continued.

Next Week- The Lisa and Adrienne drama continues. Brandi and Kim face-off.  Brandi tells Adrienne to “shut the f**k up.”