If you believe all that you read in the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, then you’d think Kris Jenner is an abusive and absentee mother who created a hellish environment for her kids growing up.

The mag actually cites Kim, Khloe and Kourtney’s late father Robert Kardashian’s journal (as reported by Robert’s widow, Ellen) as its source behind the rumors that Kris once threatened to murder Kim Kardashian, left her kids on Christmas, and even had sex with a lover when little Khloe Kardashian was in the next room.

All of these allegations have justifiably pissed off a hormonal Kim who took to Twitter to set the record straight.

About Ellen, Kim writes: “So my dad’s ex is selling ridiculous stories again to tabloids! Do not believe it! Sad when people need $ & get desperate…

“10 yrs since dad passed &this woman he married 4 2 wks before he died needs 2 get a job instead of trying 2 destroy families w fake stories.”

About her mother Kris, Kim wrote: “That story that my mom beat me & threatened to kill me hahahhahaha! I’d beat her! JK truly laughable! #NOTTRUE.”

Sister Khloe Kardashian did not want to be kept out of the Ellen bash so she also Tweeted: “You have no right to even mention our names especially my mothers! We don’t know you!!! How dare you spread such lies! You are a disgrace.”