Ke$ha and Johnny Depp totally had sex. Well, in a world that eyeballs count, that is.

Say what Ke$ha? Explain yourself.

Explain she did. Sort of. The 26-year-old singer told Metro U.K. that she “and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex at the benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy.”

If that confuses you, get a load of what she said next: “We never really talked – we just had eyeball sex.”

Alrighty then. That explains it all. Right? It should because this story is coming from a woman who once told Ryan Seacrest that she’s had sex with a ghost. On multiple occasions.

In case you had not heard the ghost story, she told the KIIS FM radio show host about how her song “Supernatural” came about. “It’s about experiences with the supernatural… but in a sexy way. I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don’t know his name! He was a ghost! I’m very open to it.”